Geek Humor

Joke: Are Computers Male or Female?

This one is a classic and is bound to make you crack up. It's the age old question really - "If Computers had a gender, would they be male or female?". Here are some answers from the net, based on 'some' logic.

Five Reasons to Believe Computers Are Male: 

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better models right around the corner.
3. They look attractive - until you take them home.
4. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
5. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

Five Reasons to Believe Computers Are Female:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else.
4. The message "bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know what is wrong, then I'm not going to tell you."
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

What's your take? Drop your imaginative comments :) 

U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-7 Shuttlecar

We have featured quite a few real-life geeky cars on Geek24.com in the past - the Pacman car, the DeLorean and even the Star Trek concept car from Nissan but, this is the first time we got a snap of a shuttlecraft on the roads; not just any shuttlecraft - the U.S.S. Enterprise Shuttlecraft car. Thanks Fling.
uss enterprise shuttle craft car
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iPod Flea: iPod 2009?

Now that Apple has introduced the world's smallest music player, maybe some day this spoof video of the "iPod Flea" may become a reality. Who knows. For now just enjoy this cute "fake" iPod concept video if you haven't seen it earlier. It's pretty slick.

Funny Video: Switch to Linux... Supervillians love it

Here's some Sunday fun for you - a spoof of the popular Switch campaigns. Let 'Steve' the super villian explain to you why he switched to Linux. Quite hilarious!


The Mouse Cursor Kite

 

cursor kite
 

 

This mouse cursor kite is designed by Tim Elverston (see the site for pictures of the kite with pretty girls). Definitely a kite that geeks would love to fly!

PS: Have you seen the Pacman car

Funny Picture of the Day: The Secret Google 0.1 Mockup

Google Painting
 
We can only think of two things when we look at this and the other Internet Painting collections.

1. Your kid is spending too much time on the Internet

2.  This is the first secret 'Google' prototype mockup  :)

What do you think? Drop a comment. 

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